UCLA Bruins vs. Utah Utes Point Spread – Pick Against the Spread

UCLA Bruins (3-0 SU, 3-0 ATS) vs. Utah Utes (3-1 SU, 3-1 ATS)
College Football Week 6
Date and Time: Thursday October 3, 2013 10pm EST
Where: Rice-Eccles Stadium, Salt Lake City, Utah
TV: FOX Sports 1
by Tim, Football Handicapper, Predictem.com

Point Spread: UCLA -5.5/UT +5.5
Over/Under Total: 60.5

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Head Coach Jim Moras shocking turnaround of a listless and drifting UCLA Bruin football team has been nothing less than spectacular! The former LA cellar dwellers have announced themselves as one of the best and most consistent teams in the country since Moras appearance in Bruin gear. Undefeated through 3 games, UCLA has rumbled over Nevada, Nebraska, and New Mexico State like diners at an All You Can Eat buffet! Balanced offense combined with an Ill cut you defense equals a Five Star Rating for the boyz in gold and blue. UCLA has also been delivering bettors pay-tickets on a regular basis. Utah plays hard at home, but all trends seem to be pointing towards the Bruins. Lets take a look at Utah!

Pencil thin Utah QB Travis Wilson flies high holding the nations # 17 passing efficiency rating at 166.6. Right behind him in 18th spot is UCLAs Brett Hundley carrying a 165.9 rating. Utah is 33rd in the nation as a team in total offense supplying just over 460 yards per game. There is a hidden gem found in Utahs offensive numbers. Throw out the Weber State gameWeber State is good like Miley Cyrus is wholesome—and the Utes numbers fall like stock prices when the Fed prints more money! Utah shouldnt be ignored as a potential big-play ballclub. The crossword puzzle concerning Utah is finding a scholar who can teach defense to the pensive Utah D. The Utes sit passively at 105th in total defense (out of 125 teams). The Utah secondary reacts like Crash Test Dummies on sick leave earning the coveted 117th worst pass defense in the USA. Utahs pass rush defensive line might be held liable for Utahs Pepto Bismal performancesor maybe it is the food around Salt Lake City thinning the fellas out? Nope, Utah is filled with many chubby d-line players poured into 5 sizes too small football pants! This Utah defense masquerades as Utah Steady, Utah Ready but most observers would agreethe answers to Fermats Last Theorem seems like changing underwear compared to this Utah defense absorbing the fundamental elements of stopping an opponent from advancing with the football.

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UCLA is hotter than a Texas 2-step dance floor during Blondes with Heavy Makeup Night! UCLA snatched an entire football game from the Bo Pelini led Nebraska like a Saturday night repo-man. UCLA destroyed the competitive will of fans, supporters, and the entire city of Lincoln so thoroughly, wearisome Morticians carrying bags of remorse were called in from Canada to offer enthusiasm and spirit to the faithful. Pelini was reported to text, Honey, ask the alligator if we made the playoffs? A bus loaded with horse thieves ran over me and Ill be late going to the place where all my stuff is. Thanks. What did you say? It was a beating never the less

No, it isnt possible to walk across the Great Salt Lake but it is much easier than attempting to stop this Thursdays UCLA Bruins. On offense, Utah will score a lotand UCLA will score a lotter! It should be a delightful contest for Utah fans regardless of the outcome. Over infatuated and blithesome Utah pep club gals are promoting a Beat the Bruins dress up night for students for the game! This weeks theme- Pirates of the Caribbean should add a sprinkle of salsa to a potentially flavorless grilled cheese event. 2nd nationally in total offense, 3rd in point per game, and 11th in rushing is the costume UCLA will be wearing Thursday Night. Utah players have been issued counseling appointments for early Friday morningand again on Monday afternoon; starting just after film study. The Bruins are primed, proven, and ready to enter the elite Top 10 college football worldthe world where players get full of themselves and coaches strut like Pontiffs at a Nuns Meet N Greet mixer.

UCLA has the numbers, the cool uniforms, the coaches, and the cause to go ballistic this year. Utah is not an opponent; Utah is in the way. Move over you Utes! The Bruins are coming thru!! Bruins in a wipeout.

Tims Pick to Cover the Point Spread: UCLA -5.5

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